Pure Awesomness
This is the first listing on this site and it should be the best one so far. This will leave ample room to improve so that every future post will be better then this one (or it will not exist at all). For this reason, this will be the single worst piece of content from this blog. Everything else you will be reading will be an improvement over what you’ve already been reading.
With so few words and so much more left to fill in, it is a miracle that the value of this content has not improved, but alas, the point here is to set the lowest bar possible and to leave ample room for upward mobility. To that end, I declare this first post to be a resounding success and I’m sure it will hold up your stringent levels of perfection and need to point out the faults of others.